Welcome to The Continental. While we get your room ready, might I suggest a drink? Bourbon, perhaps? We carry our own stock, of course, Continental Bourbon. And while you enjoy the smooth, mature taste of our aged bourbon, allow me to tell you about our amenities.
Our luxury hotel is perfectly suited for one such as yourself. The laundry service is thorough, should you find yourself needing a bit of stain removal. Our housekeeping is impeccable, should your room need cleaning after say, an unwanted guest? The Seamstress and The Tailor will ensure you are outfitted with the finest, and most protective, in today’s fashion. And of course we have The Sommelier to provide only the best and most precise tools of your trade. And by your tastes in bourbon, I can tell you’re someone who is looking for only the best.
You will find that you are most welcome here, as long as you follow the rules no conducting business on these premises lest incurring heavy penalties, such as having your membership revoked, death, and worse, no longer being able to enjoy the exquisite taste of Continental Bourbon. As you are a professional, you already know this, so have a drink, and relax.
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